Friday, June 24, 2011

People who think I'm beautiful: my parents and James Blunt.

That will be my room one day.
You know how in my last post I wished it would rain the next day? An hour after I posted a massive hail storm rolled in.
The guy hasn't texted me in three days and I deleted him off facebook. Good riddance, creep.
I've been going through my dad's CD collection, and so far I've added Jimmi Hendrix, Loggins & Messina, Styx, The Zombies, and Yes to my iTunes.
I also found some great cassettes; artists such as Neil Young and Pink Floyd. I'm so glad my CD player is also a cassette player.
I need to make a list of things I must do.
I still need to watch A Very Potter Musical.
And the Disney movies that are on YouTube.
I'm reading I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak, who also wrote The Book Thief. Both are great books.
I need to finish Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
I also loved Looking For Alaska by John Green.
The character development in Twelve Angry Men is fascinating.
I need to take more pictures.
I think this is pretty cool.
As well as this.
And I've fallen in love with his voice.
The creep just texted me. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-.
I'm not replying. I'd much rather have a plethora of cats than get anywhere near him and his "little friend".
Maybe I'll do this if I ever see him in real life.
If he was an art supply, he would be glitter. You just can't get rid of it. And even if you use a small amount of it, you keep finding it everywhere, even months later.
My birthday is in 6 days.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

I think I need a Paralyze Heal you're so stunning.

Quick story; a couple of months ago this kid added me on facebook. I didn't know exactly who he was, but we had quite a few mutual friends, and he seemed nice, so I accepted his friend request. No big deal.

So tonight, I'm online facebook minding my own business, listening to HeyKelsey on YouTube, and this kid, who never talked to me sends me a message asking if we went to the same school. I was thinking that yes, I'm sure we did. You were the one that added me, shouldn't you know? But then again, I suppose I did accept his request so I am at fault for this entire predicament as well. He then replies "o well i thot u looked familiar and beautiful thats y i added u." Exactly like that, I copied and pasted it. I couldn't make this crap up if I tried. But anyway, that's just freaking lovely. My friends do tell me my profile picture is misleading, but really now.

Then, he wanted to play the question game. First question: what's your number?
Obviously I'm very wary of this guy, and I don't easily give out my number. I'm wasn't trying to be a tease with him, I just won't give you my number unless I know you. So I suggest we just play it on facebook. Next question is if I do drugs. He doesn't want to get involved in drugs again, and I don't do them. I knew I should have lied about that so I could end the crap before it started. A kid who I probably have never talked to in real life sending me messages such as:
"no u are still sexy to me and if you thank u are sexy the fuck wat evrybody says"
"...whats your number and we will trade pics :) ... u still look sexy so now i want u to see an recent pic of me.." (that recent pic turned out to be a shirtless picture of him in front of the mirror taken with his cell phone. If that doesn't scream douche, I don't know what does)
"Um do u thank u could send me a pic caus i want to put a fine body to your beautiful name"
"um your favoret part about a guy?" when I asked him "favoret" part of a girl, his response was "Well the body(which u have a smoken hot one) and how she carrys herself"
And you said you graduated high school. Silly boy, graduated my arse with that spelling. After he questioned my virginity, I was tempted to send him "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"

Moral of the story: don't send a girl a shirtless pic of youself that you took in the mirror. It just makes you seem more like a douchebag than you already are. Especially if you've never talked to this girl in real life and online for only 20 minutes. Cheesy pick up lines work so much better.

I also seem to attract losers.

Hopefully it rains today. I can't wait until winter, I'm getting sick of all this hot weather.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

I want our love to be like pi; irrational and never-ending.

I had the best morning yesterday.

I hung out with a great friend. We drove to a nearby park listening to TV On the Radio's "Nine Types of Light". We sat on a bench near a pond. We watched the birds around us flying, a turtle swimming, listened to children screaming and laughing at the playground behind us, and watched a shirtless guy with his friend fishing in said pond. We talked for two hours about ourselves. He texted me at 1 in the morning the next day, saying he liked it and it gave his mood an uplift.

He's going back to Arizona for a week, where he's going to see his ex-girlfriend. I hope this morning we spent together was enough.