Monday, March 14, 2011

"You've been very sassy lately. You don't have to go all 'Harry Potter in the 5th book' on us."


I really would love to have a sweater for my coffee in the morning.

I forgot to mention in my last post that last Monday I went to Chili's with some friends to celebrate their Sweepstakes winning (since they're in Non Varsity and had their UIL Monday afternoon). It was all girls except for one guy, who drove with another friend to pick me up. While he was gone the ones who got there first told the waitress it was his birthday, and he was turning 15 (he's turning 16 in a few months). All I have to say is that it was such a great night.

So this week is Spring Break. There probably won't be an interesting post anytime soon after this one because I'll probably be home reading/playing video games/on tumblr the entire week and gain literally 500 lbs from all the eating and doing nothing and have to be rolled around from place to place because of all the weight I gained be so busy and lead such an interesting life that I just won't have the time.

Some friends and I are going to have a Harry Potter movie marathon, so I do have that to look forward to.
R: So when is this happening? I want to get it over with.
N: We'll have to see when A can. I'll call her tomorrow if she hasn't replied by then.
Me: She should be back tomorrow night, I think. And R. You've been very sassy lately. You don't have to go all "Harry Potter in the 5th book" on us.
R: I'm talking about the hair petting-i mean raping.
Me: but still;
N: "Isn't it nice to have living progenitors that love you and care for you? I bet it's nice. It's also nice to afford things. Can YOU afford things?! ...I can afford happiness..."
"Button oh, button oh;
Where have thou fled?
Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread?
Did thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist?
How I wish I can follow thee into the mist..."
N: "I hope you find your button, Snape."
"So do I Orange One. So do I." :'
Me: "What is a bosom, Harry?"
"Yeah, tell him Harry!"
"Oh look, another page."
A: hahaha such an interesting conversation xD
i can go anytime just tell me when :D

and the conversation is still in progress.

On Friday, since it was basically a blow off day because a lot of people were gone, we watched Wall-E in English and Mean Girls in Pre Calc.

My friend is going to Italy over Spring Break, and got an Italian phrase book. Of course a phrase book wouldn't be complete without a rejection section, with lines such as "F#$% off", "Please don't touch me" and "Your ego is out of control". If, by some rare improbable situation I need to reject someone (because we all know how I just can't keep the guys off of me) I'll be sure to tell them how big their ego is.

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.

One day I'll make sure to make a video of me making a blog post. I think my creative thinking process that occurs would be quite interesting and entertaining for one to witness. It just, can't be put into words it's that great.


Natalie said...

WHY DOES EVERYONE GET SPRING BREAK NOW EXCEPT ME? ): I like complaining about that, can you tell? But whatever, come late April when everyone else is stuck in school, I'll be the one on spring break! Muwahaha!

Anyways. The Harry Potter movie marathon sounds awesome. And Potter Puppet Pals just never ceases to amuse me, no matter how many times I watch any of them.

Learning inappropriate words and phrases is obviously the first thing you need to do when learning a foreign language. :)

yellowblue said...

i totally relate with your spring break experience. that's what i do every break.
and the sweater for the coffee mug is absolutely adorable.
and i definitely reposted the picture to my roommate because we were just complaining about ourselves like 4 minutes ago.